National Play Harder Chart Tournament
-
Rules:
-
Only losers can enter.
-
Losers have to congratulate themselves after being swept by their major rival.
-
Losers have to be on record that one missed call by referees has caused the season to be completely upended from what the Play Hard Chart rankings show.
-
Losers have to agitate fiercely for the Most Outlandish Whiner Award while bringing up decade-ago successes to defend against current loserdom.
-
-
So…this is a KSU-MU challenge…
-
Sponsored by Falstaff!
-
I’m still waiting for the play-hard-er chart to come out.
-
@BeddieKU23 How did I screw that up?
-
Somehow Brucey has conspired in your mind
-
@BeddieKU23 He engineered it! No reasonable person could disagree! Bruce wiretapped me at the Campanile!
-
And the whiner is…
-
@Crimsonorblue22 Me! Whine-not?
-
Sorry. I have been demolishing a bathroom and mortar dust appears to have invaded my brain.
-
@mayjay not you, ksu/mu
-
They have a banquet where they whine and dine. There will be Whine, Women, and Song.
-
Gosh… we dominate them in basketball, and within a few years will probably dominate them in football. Look at their football future… one man… destined for retirement any second now.
They will have to introduce some of their animal husbandry sports to the Big 12.
Camel curling?
Cricket cricket?
Poodle yodeling?
