Pre-game time killer - Mock Keegan Headlines
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Fun pre-game time waster…Top 10 Keegan -like headlines
Here is today’s captain obvious Keegan headline.
Tom Keegan: Players eligible all year keep Kansas in title hunt
Duh! I thought the red shirts were keeping us in it! Here are 10 Keegan-lines to help us while away the time. Have some fun and add your own! Did Keegan write these, or are they made up???
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Bench player will not start tonight’s game.
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6th Man Garrett first to enter game when starter leaves.
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Top Rebounder Udoka Gathers most Caroms.
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Walk ons toil away without scholarship support.
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Hall of Fame Coach Bill Self inducted into the Hall of Fame.
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Jayhawks score more than mountaineers; win game.
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Turnovers lead to other team gaining extra possessions.
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Freshman De Sousa playing in his first year of college hoops.
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Vick’s acrobatic Alley Oop Results in Dunk
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Preston’s mysterious car title leads to unsolved mystery about owner of car.
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PHOF!
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Infinite patience has limits.
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State’s Big 12 college basketball coaches heading in opposite directions stay on course
Real headline from Sunday, LOL. (Good column though)
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@Fightsongwriter Almost made a post myself when l saw that headline. Another issue l have with his reporting, even moreso than headlines, is his wording about our coach and our players from time to time. I have to look at what site l’m viewing to make sure it’s not one of KU’s foes by mistake. Does he have issues with Self or does he think that will create more readers? And the stogie pose?
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@Gunman He posts so many clickbait articles. It’s honestly what kept him his job when the LJW was going under restructuring. His employer doesn’t care what the content says, or even if it is good. Just as long as he gets clicks and they receive ad revenue.
Money, like it does to most things, has completely ruined journalism.
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Vick not starting…Coach’s decision. What?!?
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Keegan is also the reason why the LJW currently has a bad relationship with the football program. Being critical about the lack of success is fair game, but Keegan has gone overboard in his crusade against Beaty and made KUSports an even more toxic evironment than national websites. That’s impressive and disappointing at the same time.
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@CRH107 motivation?
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@CRH107 according to who?
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@Kcmatt7 pregame
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@CRH107 Maybe Self felt he has to demonstrate to Huggy what program discipline means.
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For once the previous game finishes on time and now the talking heads are yanking it up instead of switching to the KU game. For once I would like to see player introductions…
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Likes selfs outfit? Huggized
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I don’t believe I have ever seen Coach Self without a tie, other than at the resort tournaments.
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@JayHawkFanToo me either! Huggy effect
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@Crimsonorblue22 Uh, no…
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Freaking webered
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Getting jobbed by the refs early an often…
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T that crap up
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If what Doke did warrants a technical foul then WVU should have been T’d up 4 or 5 times by now.
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What exactly did Doke do? Screen froze for a few seconds after the dunk and I missed whatever he was supposed to have done.
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Stare down
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The Huggy should have a few for staring down the refs.
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D dribble
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Crap we need a big man
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We have one. He’s sitting on the bench because of the worst technical foul call I’ve ever seen.
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Between all the blocks by WVU, all the turnovers by KU and refs I am surprised this is not a 20 point game.
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This is why we lose here every year. Just playing stupid. I’m having flashes of Jordan bell last year. I wish there would be some coaching about how to handle this stuff better.
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Getting F-ing mauled. Almost unwatchable. At this point, I just want everyone to get out of the game healthy.
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@HawkChamp Jordan Bell was drafted last year. I would kill for a Jordan bell right now.
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@Kcmatt7 Agreed.
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Scot pollard
Doke dunks on someone. Yells=tech foul. Konate AWESOME block on Svi. Yells. Waves finger near two Kansas players. And all the way to the bench for timeout. Nothing. The second, no call, was better. Let the players do their thing. Celebrate the game. Talk a little trash. @KUHoops
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@Crimsonorblue22 No, only the WVU players are allowed to show any kind of emotion.
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Self Indicted into the Hall of Fame.
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@Kcmatt7 We’re getting out F***ing butts kicked. Like we’ve never seen pressure before. We have seniors that have lost 3 straight times and it appears that no lessons have been learned…
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De Sousa…
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Laying the ball on the floor, brother
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Well, we out rebounded them…
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Only 6 fouls on WVU…UNBELIEVABLE!!!
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@Crimsonorblue22 Refs have not only let WVU mug, but clearly trying to make the game about them.
But, what’s new in Morgantown?
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Game is unwatchable; not the way college basketball should be played.
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If we defend and rebound like this when they come to allen, I like our chances. We always play stupid there and the officials get caught up in the environment. We can win it at home.
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The inconsistency is more annoying than the physicality. Udoka isn’t allowed to look at someone but Konate is allowed to celebrate every time he makes a good play.
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@JayHawkFanToo And Doke on the bench for fouls. A stare and drag down.
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@JayHawkFanToo I’m ok with it, just as long all the games all season long are called this same way. The problem is inconsistency.
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@KirkIsMyHinrich agreed. I rarely get frustrated with officials, but that was awful. I hope someone follows up with this. Konate is allowed to celebrate all he wants
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Bill should take the fine after the game and talk about how much BS the Doke call was. Call the ref out by name.
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@Kcmatt7 I agree. This is blatantly biased.
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I just want consistent calls. I don’t care if you call it it tight or let them beat up each other, just call it the same both ways.
