Maybe
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A gummy bear.
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I think we all have forgotten: tomorrow never comes.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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In other NBA newsā¦The Cavs in complete meltdown having lost 6 of 8 games since Christmas, the last two by 28 to the Wolves and by 34 to the Raptors and they do have Isaiah Thomas back at full strength. Warriors and Celtics appear to be the top two teams.
Embiid on track to be a starter t the NBA All-Star game.
NBA game to watch this evening: Warrior vs. Bucks, Durant vs. the Greek Freak.
Thatās all I got.
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More jokes please
Dying here and need a distraction
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Blown said:
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Waitā¦ I know this one, a bear from Arkansas? Nope, Missouri? Nope, ah yes, West Virginiaā¦a Huggy Bear.
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There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, āCongratulations youāre the father of twins!ā He says, āGreat! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins."
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, āCongratulations youāre the father of tripletsā! He says, āThatās cool! I work for 3M.ā
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, āWhereās the third father?"
One of the other fathers said, āOh he jumped out the window.ā
The nurse asks, āWhy?ā
He replied, āHe works for Seven Up!ā
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@JayHawkFanToo First Matt, then Bob.
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BShark said:
I shouldnāt do this to myself but I do expect Silvio to be able to play against KSU.
Well maybe me too. - -iām afraid itās just another false hope so tired of possibilities - maybe this time there is substance. - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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BShark said:
I shouldnāt do this to myself but I do expect Silvio to be able to play against KSU.
No, you shouldnāt do that to yourself. Though, GREAT NEWS, it sounds like word is coming any minute.
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake run into each other and decide to guess what the other is by touchingā¦
The snake goes firstā¦soft fur, fluffy tail, floppy earsā¦you must be a bunny?
Well, yes says the bunny and now it is my turn. He start to feel the snakeā¦slimy, low to the ground, no ballsā¦YOU ARE CALIPARI!!! cue rim shot .
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Blown said:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Bad spellers of the world untie!
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JayHawkFanToo said:
He starts to feel the snakeā¦:
Not advisable on many levels.
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@HighEliteMajor What do you call the KU Jayhawks with no Preston and no DeSousa?
13-3
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LOL. What was I thinkingā¦
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Ineligible for competition until 2018-19 season. Oh waitā¦sorry about that. you probably donāt care thatās the decision for Austin Wiley with Auburn.
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You know thereās no update coming guys. Well maybe just to say thereās nothing to update
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@approxinfinity what do the analytics say about events today on KU Buckets? Are we driving up the traffic count
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BeddieKU23 said:
You know thereās no update coming guys. Well maybe just to say thereās nothing to update
HEY ! ! ! ! - -I thought I told you to stop that lol. - - you sure know how to rain on someoneās parade - -there is going to be news any minute now - - - -any minute I say. - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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Jayballer54 said:
BeddieKU23 said:
You know thereās no update coming guys. Well maybe just to say thereās nothing to update
HEY ! ! ! ! - -I thought I told you to stop that lol. - - you sure know how to rain on someoneās parade - -there is going to be news any minute now - - - -any minute I say. - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
any Friday now too
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Hmmm, crazy things. - Soo surposedly there is this guy - -read off the LJW someone hollered at him cause the you know quote unquote inside information.
This guy is surpose to so he says he is really good friend with Billy and some of Billyās friends, he says Billy is STILL driving this car and that Billy feels 100% that he is going to get to play that he feels 100 % he will be cleared - -STILL driving this car. - - ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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BeddieKU23 said:
Jayballer54 said:
BeddieKU23 said:
You know thereās no update coming guys. Well maybe just to say thereās nothing to update
HEY ! ! ! ! - -I thought I told you to stop that lol. - - you sure know how to rain on someoneās parade - -there is going to be news any minute now - - - -any minute I say. - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
any Friday now too
This is ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, CAN YOU FEEL IT? - - - say it with me Brother - - - - -I BELIEVE - - - -I BELIEVE - - -YES - - -YES - - itās gonna happen - -shout it from your lungs ā so let it be written - -so let it be done - - ROCK CHALK BABY ā SAY IT - -SAY IT you must think like the little red engine - - I THINK WE CAN - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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Thanks that got me through about 6 minutes.
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@BeddieKU23 Itās 5 pm. I did my job.
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had to take this one from another board in patiently waiting.
Are their hats on the table?
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I feel like we are waiting for a crappy internet link only to listen to a coach talk about his JV team for 45 minutes when its supposed to be a commitment announcement (its totally happened recently) @BShark @Jayballer54 I know you guys know this one!
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In before no update.
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BeddieKU23 said:
I feel like we are waiting for a crappy internet link only to listen to a coach talk about his JV team for 45 minutes when its supposed to be a commitment announcement (its totally happened recently) @BShark @Jayballer54 I know you guys now this one!
That was truly awful. Perhaps the worst commit announcement Iāve watched and most are pretty bad.
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Iām going with the at 15:43 left in the first half tomorrow ā¦ol billy and silvio take off the warm ups and check in and the crowd goes nuts. Self looks at weber and just smiles. Ku hoes on 45 - 0 run and wins by 60.
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BShark said:
BeddieKU23 said:
I feel like we are waiting for a crappy internet link only to listen to a coach talk about his JV team for 45 minutes when its supposed to be a commitment announcement (its totally happened recently) @BShark @Jayballer54 I know you guys now this one!
That was truly awful. Perhaps the worst commit announcement Iāve watched and most are pretty bad.
The only one thatās ever topped that was a 5 star Safety choose FSU recently and took 3 1/2 hours. His entire team went before him (with no prior knowledge anyone else was announcing) and they delayed it 3 times because of a missing microphone
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I donāt even dare bother with football recruiting. Most of the time those players wonāt even see the field for 1-2 years.
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With these things I have always felt KU would release a statement rather then the coach getting to announce
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at least thereās always drinking after the no update. itās friday
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BeddieKU23 said:
I feel like we are waiting for a crappy internet link only to listen to a coach talk about his JV team for 45 minutes when its supposed to be a commitment announcement (its totally happened recently) @BShark @Jayballer54 I know you guys know this one!
hmmmm, I wonder who that could of possibly been lol? - - -your right was a really crappy innernet link lol. ā -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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BShark said:
I donāt even dare bother with football recruiting. Most of the time those players wonāt even see the field for 1-2 years.
Bite your tongue, sometime in the future (could be a liftetime)KU football hires a great coach and gets in the running for a 5 star player. Youāll totally be in it!
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BeddieKU23 said:
BShark said:
I donāt even dare bother with football recruiting. Most of the time those players wonāt even see the field for 1-2 years.
Bite your tongue, sometime in the future (could be a liftetime)KU football hires a great coach and gets in the running for a 5 star player. Youāll totally be in it!
KU hiring a great coach might not happen before football becomes irrelevant due to lack of player interest due to CTE.
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BShark said:
BeddieKU23 said:
BShark said:
I donāt even dare bother with football recruiting. Most of the time those players wonāt even see the field for 1-2 years.
Bite your tongue, sometime in the future (could be a liftetime)KU football hires a great coach and gets in the running for a 5 star player. Youāll totally be in it!
KU hiring a great coach might not happen before football becomes irrelevant due to lack of player interest due to CTE.
Burnnnn
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Ignore the fake twitter account guys and gals.
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BShark said:
Ignore the fake twitter account guys and gals.
fake twitter is the best
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Burner twitter not far behind. Twitter in general is just a bucket of hilarity.
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He didnāt say what time zoneā¦ Its always 5 oāclock somewhere
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@BShark exactly!
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OK guys Iām tired of bending over - -grabbing my ankles and waiting for something to be said ā NEXT TIME someone best be brining some lube or something this is getting really old lol. - - ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
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I mean, at this point, is Self just trying to keep the opposing coaches on their toes?
