Some Thing's Not Likely to Be Heard from a KU Fan's Lips

  • I wish basketball would get over, so we could start talking football again.

    Self would be perfect, if he just had hair like Bruce Weber’s.

    Coach K is a handsome man we can look up to, because he insists on clean play and likable players.

    We were always too critical of The Antlers.

    There are times, when I would rather watch a Chick flick, than attend a KU Game in Allen Field House.

    @jaybate 1.0 is right more often than Bill Self.

    The NCAA engineers the seeding and refereeing in the March Carney in KU’s favor every season!

    Players and cheerleaders should be selected solely for their intellects.

    John Calipari is a straight shooter that plays by the rules.

    Dick Vitale is impartial.

    It would be so great to have Fizzou back in the Big 12.

    (Note: all fiction. No malice.)

  • @jaybate-1.0

    that was great

  • Nice! Got references in to all four of our least favorite teams, KState, Duke, UK and Misery.

  • Add to that:

    Cameron Indoor may be a smaller venue but has a better feel than Allen Field House.

    Bucknell shirts sure are a clever way for rivals to get under our skin.

    Scott Drew is a good coach.

    Big cats make great and original mascots. (ie. wildcats, tigers, etc.)

    It is unlikely that a player from a mid-major will have a career high when playing KU.

  • @benshawks08


  • @jaybate-1.0 Or MAYBE, MAYBE - - we will get beat at the Phog this year, you can bet on it lol - - -ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY

  • Jaybate knows what terse means.

    KUSports message boards are the epitome of class and knowledge

  • @wissox

    @wissox realizes one cannot serve two masters, disavows all affections for the Buckies, and devotes himself unconditionally to the Jayhawks.

  • Travis Ford is a Lincoln.

    Jim Calhoun believed in graduating players…

    Bob Huggins is lean, firm and without need of a man bra.

    Bill Self will NEVER play Bad Ball again, or mention the extra pass.

    Frank Martin stays calm and praises his players.

    Rick Pitino believes that his living monogamously makes relying on prostitution to recruit players completely unnecessary.

    Referees are impartial and call fouls the same for the home team as they do for the visiting team.

    Texas Tech is a destination basketball coaching job.

    Kenneth Starr insists on the highest moral standards among Baylor athletic department officials, coaches and players.

  • @jaybate-1.0 Gonna break out into some Dylan here, “oh you gotta serve somebody, it may be the devil or it may be the LORD, but you gotta serve somebody”

  • @jaybate-1.0

    Ha… you mentioned Travis Ford… I caught his St. Louis game with KSU. Now he doesn’t even seem qualified at St. Louis.

    Anyone know how he fast-tracked his way into the Big 12? Gosh… my neighbor’s lawn boy wants a new career, might as well be a head coach in the Big 12… if Ford was able to get in.

  • Tradition is for suckers.

    Nike is good, but we’re happy with Adidas.

    Bill Self sucks at closing on Spring recruits.

    Tyler is going to be more successful than his dad.

    Naadir Tharpe was the best PG Bill has coached.

    No, EMAW isn’t dumb. Its a very well thought out acronym that doesn’t make me think of the noise a donkey makes. And the Wabash definitely doesn’t look like a group of people performing fellatio.

  • @wissox Amen. Saw him with Tom Petty many moons ago, and that was amazing live.

  • @drgnslayr that was low! No wonder all the St. Louis kids leave there!

  • This TV deal with TWC was genius. (how can I watch tomorrow nights game?)

  • @wissox you should add to that … Our AD from the best school in Kansas, ksu, made the best decision for the KU fans!

  • @wissox

    Aw how does it feel?

  • @jaybate-1.0 Like a rolling stone

  • @drgnslayr

    His two previous jobs were HC at Eastern Kentucky and UMass. His last year at Eastern KY was pretty successful and got him the job at UMass where he did relatively well.

    After the Eddie and Sutton era, OSU was ready for something new and selected Ford; I believe they could have done better but the Suttons left the program in pretty bad shape.

  • Some things not likely heard from Jayhawk lips:

    “Wish I could get some of that same grease Calipari puts in his hair!”

    “How cute, the official drug of MU is crystal meth!”

    “The refs really handed us that win against Duke.”

    “I wish we would join the SEC.”

    “Marsha is a better coach than Bill.”

    “I’d rather watch the Kansas Chess Club instead of another dumb Jayhawk basketball game.”

    “I was stupid not to pick K-State and an animal husbandry degree over a medical degree from KU!”

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