House of The Stubborn Coach (chatgpt)
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ChatGpt is getting good at this… first take.
Title: “House of the Stubborn Coach” (To the tune of “House of the Rising Sun”)
[Verse 1]
There is a man in Lawrence town,
Who coaches Jayhawk ball.
He’s got a five-star on the bench,
But won’t play him at all.
[Verse 2]
Oh, Flory came with promise,
A rim protector tall.
But Bill just sticks with KJ,
Won’t let that freshman ball.
[Verse 3]
Now KJ’s tough, no question,
A warrior down low.
But size don’t lie, and Bidunga’s got
The length to block the show.
[Verse 4]
The fans cry out, “Hey, play the kid!”
The future’s on the pine.
Yet Bill just shrugs, his stubborn ways,
Say, “KJ’s doin’ fine.”
[Verse 5]
Oh mother, tell your children,
If they sign with KU blue,
They might just sit if Bill decides
He’s loyal through and through.
[Verse 6]
So now we wait for Flory’s day,
If ever it shall come.
‘Til then, it’s KJ’s battle,
And Self’s the stubborn one.
