Jokes
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Never knew there was a Funny category on the Bucket. Here's a few. What are some of your favorites?
Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says give me 5 beers.
Dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
Skeleton walks into a bar, says give me a beer and a mop.
When they installed artificial turf at KState football the cheerleaders realized they'd have to find a new field to graze in.
Nebraska stressing academics decided to put the letter N on their helmets for knowledge.
Drug dealers in Missouri not so smart. They didn't want to risk jail time so they sent one of their interns down to Mexico to get some coke they could sell. He came back with a couple of 12 packs of Pepsi saying it was cheaper.
I hate it when people use your and you're wrong. There so dumb.
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@wissox83 they're so dumb?
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@crimsonblu22 I feel like that "there" may have been intentional?
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@nuleafjhawk said in Jokes:
@crimsonblu22 I feel like that "there" may have been intentional?
In SC we say "that there 'there'" in that there circumstance.
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@wissox83 Do you know how to spot the bride at a K-State wedding? She's the one wearing white overalls.
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Here's a joke - Tiller's ability to jump.
Makes me laugh every time.
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@nuleafjhawk or Hunter’s ability to jump. Which is a lot funnier this year than it was last year, or the year before.
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One of the funniest things I have ever read.
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How to write good
- Avoid Alliteration. Always.
- Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
- Avoid clichés like the plague. They’re old hat.
- Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
- Be more or less specific.
- One should never generalize.
Seven: Be consistent! - Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
- Who needs rhetorical questions?
- Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
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@tundrahok This is the epi-tome of hyperbowl.
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Bunch of dad joke nerds up in here. All word play and stuff! This is my jam!
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So... a guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
Bartender says, "what the hell is that?"
Frog replies, "I don't know. It started out as a bump on my ass."
(Paula Poundstone oldie but goodie... and as I get older it just gets funnier)
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Whadya get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino
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@wissox83 Lol!
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A basketball coach, a referee and a priest walk into a bar, bartender says "what is this some kind of joke?"
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A good masseuse leaves no stern untoned.
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Steinback's struggles with alcohol, little known until recently, was revealed in his autobiography The Wrath of Grapes.
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The head of an old world manor who had really bad personal grooming habits was revealed in the biography "The Flies of the Lord".
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Moses initially climbed the wrong mountain, a nearby volcano, he came down with the Molten Commandments.
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Two missionaries to a tribe of cannibals are put into a large pot and the fire is lit. One of them starts laughing. The other says how can you laugh at a time like this? He said, "I just peed in their soup".
