<![CDATA[Jokes]]>Never knew there was a Funny category on the Bucket. Here's a few. What are some of your favorites?

Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says give me 5 beers.

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

Skeleton walks into a bar, says give me a beer and a mop.

When they installed artificial turf at KState football the cheerleaders realized they'd have to find a new field to graze in.

Nebraska stressing academics decided to put the letter N on their helmets for knowledge.

Drug dealers in Missouri not so smart. They didn't want to risk jail time so they sent one of their interns down to Mexico to get some coke they could sell. He came back with a couple of 12 packs of Pepsi saying it was cheaper.

I hate it when people use your and you're wrong. There so dumb.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/topic/75/jokesRSS for NodeMon, 09 Mar 2026 11:59:19 GMTWed, 21 Jan 2026 04:09:37 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Sun, 25 Jan 2026 05:52:04 GMT]]>These remind me of an injury I sustained last week while playing peekaboo with neighbors baby, was a rough outing that ended in the ICU.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4415https://kubuckets.com/post/4415Sun, 25 Jan 2026 05:52:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Sun, 25 Jan 2026 00:00:25 GMT]]>What do you call a guy walking across a street?

A pedestrian

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4156https://kubuckets.com/post/4156Sun, 25 Jan 2026 00:00:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Sat, 24 Jan 2026 23:56:04 GMT]]>A couple's young daughter went to college.
After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays.

And after the introductions the father and the boy sat and the father asked: " How old are you?"

Fiance:"19"

Father: "And where are you going to live?"

Fiance: "God will provide."

Father: "And where are you going to get money?"

Fiance: "God will provide."

Later that night the mother asked the father: "What do you think of him?"

And the father: "He seems to be a nice guy, he thinks I am God."

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4154https://kubuckets.com/post/4154Sat, 24 Jan 2026 23:56:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Sat, 24 Jan 2026 17:50:46 GMT]]>A little humor goes a long way. Thanks for sharing and making me smile.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4136https://kubuckets.com/post/4136Sat, 24 Jan 2026 17:50:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Fri, 23 Jan 2026 17:15:24 GMT]]>A guy sits down next to three blondes at a bar and says to the one closest to him "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" She replies "I'm the middle weight kick boxing champion of the world. My friends here are the reigning MMA champion and the current winner of "Naked andAfraid". Are you sure you want to tell us blonde jokes?

He paused for a second and said "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times "

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4120https://kubuckets.com/post/4120Fri, 23 Jan 2026 17:15:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Fri, 23 Jan 2026 03:55:37 GMT]]>@nuleafjhawk Last time I heard that one the Dead Sea was sick.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4115https://kubuckets.com/post/4115Fri, 23 Jan 2026 03:55:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 21:35:03 GMT]]>Four people are on a plane (a doctor, a lawyer, a schoolboy, and a priest) when it starts to go down. The pilot jumps out with the first parachute, saying "Good luck!".
The doctor grabs one and says, "I save lives, I must live!" and jumps.
The lawyer shouts, "I am the smartest person in the world, I deserve to live!" and grabs the next parachute.
The priest turns to the schoolboy and says, "My son, I have lived a full life. Take the last parachute."
The schoolboy smiles and says, "Relax Father. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my bookbag"

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4109https://kubuckets.com/post/4109Thu, 22 Jan 2026 21:35:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:46:20 GMT]]>The cannibal dad came home late for dinner and his wife gave him the cold shoulder.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4104https://kubuckets.com/post/4104Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:46:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:45:49 GMT]]>Two missionaries to a tribe of cannibals are put into a large pot and the fire is lit. One of them starts laughing. The other says how can you laugh at a time like this? He said, "I just peed in their soup".

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4103https://kubuckets.com/post/4103Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:45:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:42:29 GMT]]>Moses initially climbed the wrong mountain, a nearby volcano, he came down with the Molten Commandments.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4102https://kubuckets.com/post/4102Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:42:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:40:17 GMT]]>The head of an old world manor who had really bad personal grooming habits was revealed in the biography "The Flies of the Lord".

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4101https://kubuckets.com/post/4101Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:40:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:38:29 GMT]]>Steinback's struggles with alcohol, little known until recently, was revealed in his autobiography The Wrath of Grapes.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4100https://kubuckets.com/post/4100Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:38:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:37:35 GMT]]>A good masseuse leaves no stern untoned.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4099https://kubuckets.com/post/4099Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:37:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:36:56 GMT]]>A basketball coach, a referee and a priest walk into a bar, bartender says "what is this some kind of joke?"

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4098https://kubuckets.com/post/4098Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:36:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:21:56 GMT]]>@wissox83 Lol!

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4097https://kubuckets.com/post/4097Thu, 22 Jan 2026 14:21:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 03:37:44 GMT]]>Whadya get if you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4090https://kubuckets.com/post/4090Thu, 22 Jan 2026 03:37:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Thu, 22 Jan 2026 01:49:19 GMT]]>So... a guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

Bartender says, "what the hell is that?"

Frog replies, "I don't know. It started out as a bump on my ass."

(Paula Poundstone oldie but goodie... and as I get older it just gets funnier)

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4084https://kubuckets.com/post/4084Thu, 22 Jan 2026 01:49:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 19:20:24 GMT]]>Bunch of dad joke nerds up in here. All word play and stuff! This is my jam!

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4047https://kubuckets.com/post/4047Wed, 21 Jan 2026 19:20:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 19:06:56 GMT]]>@tundrahok This is the epi-tome of hyperbowl.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4046https://kubuckets.com/post/4046Wed, 21 Jan 2026 19:06:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:00:04 GMT]]>How to write good

  1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.
  2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
  3. Avoid clichés like the plague. They’re old hat.
  4. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
  5. Be more or less specific.
  6. One should never generalize.
    Seven: Be consistent!
  7. Don’t be redundant; don’t use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous.
  8. Who needs rhetorical questions?
  9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4036https://kubuckets.com/post/4036Wed, 21 Jan 2026 17:00:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 16:51:12 GMT]]>https://cdn.pruebat.org/recursos/recursos/pdfJS/web/viewerForDownload.html?file=https://cdn.pruebat.org/libros/pdf/The-Stolen-White-Elephant.pdf

One of the funniest things I have ever read.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4032https://kubuckets.com/post/4032Wed, 21 Jan 2026 16:51:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 12:07:30 GMT]]>@nuleafjhawk or Hunter’s ability to jump. Which is a lot funnier this year than it was last year, or the year before.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/4020https://kubuckets.com/post/4020Wed, 21 Jan 2026 12:07:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:35:42 GMT]]>Here's a joke - Tiller's ability to jump.

Makes me laugh every time.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/3927https://kubuckets.com/post/3927Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:35:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Jokes on Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:07:52 GMT]]>@wissox83 Do you know how to spot the bride at a K-State wedding? She's the one wearing white overalls.

]]>https://kubuckets.com/post/3900https://kubuckets.com/post/3900Wed, 21 Jan 2026 05:07:52 GMT