@HighEliteMajor
OMG! Traylor starting at the 5 again. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaawwww. Help me, help me, help me, I think I am going insane!
I know it is a fantasy, but wouldn’t it be cool if the Jam Tray did one of the Damn Yankees kinds of things and made a deal with the devil and became a consummate trey baller–the most evil kind of stretch 5 to Bill Self imaginable.
What a moral crisis this would create for Self!!!
The angel on his right shoulder is saying, “Bill, your personsal project Jamari, has been given the gift of being able to shoot 42% from trey for a season, so you must start him at the 5.”
The devil on Bill’s left shoulder, who looks exactly like the devil that Jamari made the deal with at midnight outside the campanile, says, “Bill, you dare not play Jamari for he is a stretch-5 that will shoot trey ball without any ball movement at all. You must bench him and play only players at the 5 that will never take a trey.”
Self’s veins bulge.
His palms his face like the figure in Edvard Munch’s “The Scream.”
It is an existential crisis.
Self finally resolves the crisis this way.
He lets Jamari take all ten of the teams capped number of treys each game.
Then @HighEliteMajor and @jaybate 1.0 palm their faces and…
