Mizzou
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@Crimsonorblue22 Wow, brilliant, what could possibly go wrong with this idea?
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They have really fallen on hard times…how soon before they start renting the rooms by the hour…
I bet the hotels in town are not happy about it.
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They might as well sign on with AirBnB.
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If this doesn’t end in disaster I’ll be shocked.
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@JayHawkFanToo “…how soon before they start renting the rooms by the hour…”
Maybe after that the next step will be hiring Andre McGee for recruiting, and then they can recoup a little of that booster cash expended on NoTell Motels off-campus.
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Next step…sign endorsement contract with LaVar Ball and BBB…a match made in heaven…
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Uhh yeah does the kitchen have like a Bunsen burner and fire extinguisher if I want to, like, “cook”?
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Have to enroll in a chem lab for that.
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I hear Fizzou’s new fight song is “Deliverance.”
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Fizzou is striking while the Iron is cold. They are extending offers to Michael Flynn and James Comey to handle campus security.
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MU Newz:
The Center for Sudafed Cracking Research on the MU campus announced a break through in coal-solar hybrid sudafed cracking. They use solar power to ignite open pit coal fires used to crack sudafed. It won a Shamey–the Shameful Inefficiency Award from the National Institute for Dumb Standards.
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And some folks on here want to give Fizzoo some credibility by engaging them in athletics? Let’em wallow in their own mud pit. They’ve earned it.
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@brooksmd You guys are awful tough on them folks… but it’s true that extended stay criteria can really rake in the coins in “methzurrie”.
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Probably got a notice that due to economic difficulties at Meth U the job he had as a cable puller at the arena with his degree in English, was being abolished. Most likely will offer free event admission to students who volunteer to pull cables.
