Okay you sunnsafemaledogs! Which one of you ran my car battery down in a rainstorm....

  • …in a grocery store parking lot, killed my cell phone and left me stranded waiting for a tow in a torrential downpour that never came, so I missed the most unbelievable win of a season full of unbelievable wins?

    I am soaking wet in front of my flipping computer, because I tried to run home in the rain, but am too flipping old to make it, and instead got picked up by the road side service, returned to the car, jumpstarted the car, and got home just seconds after the game ended and I am reading over the box score and watching what few feeds I can find, because I can’t get logged into my arch nemesis CBS to watch a replay of KU beating Failor with two Landen Lucas free throws at the end of a 67-65 victory by KU that appears literally statistically impossible to have occurred based on the box score and game stats. To wit:

    FG% KU 41.8% BU 42.9%

    FT% KU 80% BU 81.8%

    3pt% KU 25% BU 44.4%

    REBs KU 27 BU 35

    PFs KU 13 BU 18

    How could this HAPPEN???

    Did KU’s sixth man, Scott Drew, cause his team to shoot to few treys and foul us too much? Was it that simple?

    How did Self and Company figure out a way to win making only 25% on 20 treys, while getting out rebounded +8!!!

    OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

    Did Pompeo and General Kellogg conduct a coup during the night and take over the Deep State from the Obama in Exile gubmint and turn the entire Deep State apparatus against Failor for 40 minutes before dismantling it for ever?

    Has Trump restored the republic, when it seemed his political goose had been cooked by the Flynn fiasco?

    Did Putin and Assange get together and dump something on Failor onto Wikileaks?

    Was the game played in a parallel universe called WacoPrime?

    What gives here?

    How did Self do it?

    How did the most insanely brilliant coach of his generation do it?

    Did Self play junk zone the entire game, or press every possession?

    Neither Mitch Lightfoot, nor Dwight Coleby are mentioned as getting ANY PT at all.

    Vick had 6 rebounds!!! Did Vick play post, when Lucas took a blow?

    Help me, help me, help me, I think I’m going INSANE…with…JOY!!!

    Was Malik given a Mission Impossible latex mask to look like someone and did he play?


    (Note: almost forgot–all fiction and kidding around regarding our noble fellow Kansans Pompeo, Kellogg and our President and the goofy news swirling these days. No malice either. Rock Chalk Washington DC Jayhawks!)

  • @jaybate-1.0 Somehow we know that minor snafu’s and fubar’s as you have encountered…can’t keep a good Marine down, right?!

  • @ralster

    I’m getting tooooooooooooo…old…for…this…shit!!!

  • @jaybate-1.0 Ha…we know you’re tuff…

  • @jaybate-1.0 are you serious?

  • @ralster

    But I’ll tell ya what…if this was what it took to get a W in Waco to buy this team the insurance against injury that it needs down the home stretch, I would gladly go through it all again!!!

    Rock Chalk Jayhawk GO KU!!!

  • @Crimsonorblue22

    Absol-flipping-lutely serious.

    It was like the basketball gods had finally actually decided to test my commitment to the my Jaybirds.

    It was like a freaking movie from Stanley Kubrick!!!


  • @jaybate-1.0 I was lucky enough to see the last 12 minutes of regulation. I also ran into CBS problems. GRR.

    SO from what I could see, NO KU zone, just tough, sticky man to man. Made stops when it counted the most, knocked down shots and free throws when it counted the most. Game Over!

  • @jaybate-1.0 why would you go to the store so close to game time? Now you will have to sit in parking lot the rest of our season.

  • @Lulufulu

    Thank god, but how did they overcome the 25% trey balling?

  • @jaybate-1.0 How did we outscore them in the paint 36-26? i think Josh Jackson is 2nd in POY- he was absolutely tremendous.


  • @Crimsonorblue22 I’ll rewind your this 3 word phrase, and cue it up with full-on DickieV voice “are you ser-ious?!”, with camera of course panning to Mason, or as ESPN is prone to do, at JoshJackson/diaper-dandy-of-the-moment…

  • @Crimsonorblue22 said:

    Now you will have to sit in parking lot the rest of our season.

    Put my eyes out!!!

  • Big boy only had 2 boards. Motley had 6 to’s

  • @Crimsonorblue22

    only 2? AMAZING!!!

  • Think Final Four.

  • Does Scott Drew deserve the KU game ball? Did he do anything unusally stupid?

  • Motley had 2 charges-they called. More they didn’t call.

  • We played really hard!

  • Maybe we will hang a play hard banner like ksu?😳😂🤣

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