WUG Champs Logo

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  • @VailHawk freekin sweet!

  • @VailHawk

    As the Director of the Basketball Intelligence Agency, I am authorized to double the salary we don’t pay you and increase the retirement benefits we cannot give you.

    This WUG Logo is truly a work above and beyond the call of duty.

    Rock Chalk!!!

  • @jaybate-1.0

    I’m truly honored to serve under your leadership! The BIA is a labour of love and as you know it requires a 24/7/365 commitment in this day and age of stacks and dumps.

    Which reminds me, how did your meeting go with Phil Knight?

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  • @VailHawk

    Phil and I agreed to meet virtually on the most secure classified signal connection available. Unmarked white tankers flew high over his private dooms day get away and sprayed a fine milky haze that conducted quantum encoded bits through lightly scattered bandwidth between us without need of either the commercial internet, or the defense internet, or the doomsday back channel COG internet used in all deep events, or oatmeal containers joined by strings. I agreed to appear holographically at his facility using an algorithm Jobs beamed across THE GREAT DIVIDE and conducted the meeting on Phil’s turf, so to speak. Verner Vinge conceived the conduit and laughingly called it a foreshadowing of technological runaway. Alas, we (Phil and myself) agreed to disagree on the current state of talent distribution in D1 regarding KU and Self. But it was a first meeting. Constructive engagement and mutual love of THE GREATEST GAME EVER INVENTED bridges all gaps eventually. Rock Chalk!

    (Note: all fiction. No malice.)

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