Round of 64- beat Mizzery 79-43 (they got in by beating Vandy [who beat UK] to win SEC tourney).
Round of 32- beat KSU 83-49 (they got in by beating TCU [who we let beat us] to win B12 tourney).
Sweet 16- beat Syracuse 67-23 (I know they’re not eligible I just want to beat them in the dance!).
Great 8- beat WSU 113-67. (Now shut up about playing us!).
Final 4- beat Dook 83-82 on a Brannen Greene half court shot at buzzer.
Title game- beat UK 63-49. Self co-authors book w/ ghost writer @jaybate-1.0 “Bad Ball, Bad A**!!!”
Obama writes Executive Order declaring KU is America’s team permanently!!!