Round of 64- beat Mizzery 79-43 (they got in by beating Vandy [who beat UK] to win SEC tourney).

Round of 32- beat KSU 83-49 (they got in by beating TCU [who we let beat us] to win B12 tourney).

Sweet 16- beat Syracuse 67-23 (I know they’re not eligible I just want to beat them in the dance!).

Great 8- beat WSU 113-67. (Now shut up about playing us!).

Final 4- beat Dook 83-82 on a Brannen Greene half court shot at buzzer.

Title game- beat UK 63-49. Self co-authors book w/ ghost writer @jaybate-1.0 “Bad Ball, Bad A**!!!”

Obama writes Executive Order declaring KU is America’s team permanently!!!

@approxinfinity

Is @jaybate-1.0 considered a spam bot?

I met Knight at a golf course in California in the late 90’s and had a fun conversation with him for a couple minutes. Here’s my recollection of the transcript:

VailHawk- coach nice to meet you.

Knight- hi.

VailHawk- I got to see you play in AFH when Damon Bailey had like 45 points.

Knight- yeah that freshman hit a 3 in OT to beat us.

VailHawk- yeah Jacque Vaughn…you remembered that?

Knight- well I didn’t remember it till you GD brought it up!

VailHawk- sorry coach

Just witnessed a car from mizzery getting a traffic violation!!! I walked by and the police officer had his window rolled down…so I calmly stated “throw the book at him, he’s from mizzery!!!” The cop smiled.

I have decided to stay on kubuckets for one more year before I take my talents to south beach.

Please forgive me HCBS for doubting you on Jam Tray! Man he brought the energy!

3 turnovers ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! Didn’t Perry have 3 TO’s before the under 16 timeout a couple games ago?

Speaking of Perry, he produces the biggest smile of his lifetime at the 4:43 timeout in the 2nd half!

Brannen Greene NAILS!

Frank Mason BULLDOG!

Kelly Oubre best defensive handles since Chalmers and RussRob.

Cliff Alexander STUD.

Great win in Austin men. You make all of us PROUD.

@FarSideHawk

Cliff looks ready to go!

@Lulufulu

Wrong. I haven’t read @jaybate-1.0’s most recent pontification but he is clearly a mouthpiece for ShoeCo bent on brainwashing everyone to wear his new line of @jaybate-1.0 sneakers!!!

That ref still owes us seven calls

Bulldog

@BShark

L LL

Ed Hightowers nephew?

That ref owes us seven calls

That ref owes us six calls

@jaybate-1.0

Did you predict that Presidential outcome on Tuesday?

Was Self helping Bragg put on weight all summer?

@Bwag

JamTray rebounding position

That ref is owes 5 calls