Time for Self to man up and adopt Oubre's 'Do
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When Piper interviews Fred Quartelbaum be sure to wear your welding masks to avoid retinal burn.
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Was Jerrance sitting on two chairs last night?
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Rumor: Kurtis has promised to wear Tom Ford if this team wins 30.
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Rumor: Ken Pomeroy stumped how to quantify Oubre’s new do!
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@jaybate-1.0 LOL…
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False Rumor: Frankamp transferred due to inability to grow the Oubre Do. Quartlebaum has also offered to resigned, but Self has flatly denied his request.
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False Rumor: Bill Raftery not only reputedly filed trademarks to “Onions” and “With a Kiss,” but also reputedly to “I am a drunken moron,” and “Circus geeks know more about basketball than I do.”
(Note: Just kidding. All Satiric Fiction. No malice. I happen to believe Bill is NOT a drunken moron.)
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“MantoMan”!!
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I love it all! I’m the shark in “Jaws” swallowing up this entire thread.
Feed it to me!
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Mis-Edited News Item: Nike 1 and 2 in AP poll, er, no, Kentucky 1, Arizona 2 in AP poll .
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False Rumor: Pearl gets back surgery: no truth to rumor he injured it lifting Charles at a barbecue.
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Rumor: Michigan looking for an AD, KU fans unable to watch early basketball games recommend Zenger.
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False Rumor: Refs whistled for inappropriate accessing of confidential information about referees unable to respond because of swallowed whistles.
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False Rumor: Indiana Hoosier program charged with running an illegal, but drug free demolition derby on public streets of Bloomington.
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False Rumor: Mangino and Weiss to co-write diet book.
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False Rumor: Self to work with team on free throw shooting.
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False Rumor: Self pleased with Ellis’ one rebound.
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False Commentary: +6 rebounding edge over D-II Washburn inspires confidence that this will be a great rebounding KU team.
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(Note: All of the jaybate 1.0 posts in this thread above are supposed to be taken as satire. No malice. Good night already.)
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@jaybate-1.0 Mr. Prolific tonite! You trying to make up for skipping @Jesse-Newell’s in game blog?!?!
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Yes!
I got sideways with scheduling and completely blew it. I am as bummed I missed it as the game. Did @Jesse-Newell unveil any new wrinkles?
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Not much new, just @Jesse-Newell’s normal award winning stuff!
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@KUSTEVE , @wrwlumpy , @drgnslayr @VailHawk (and now me)
Thanks for screwing up the @jaybate-1.0 ONLY thread…:(
lol
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It’s like a glimpse into @jaybate-1.0’s running thread in his brain!
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@VailHawk and @nuleafjhawk and et al
Howling!
