Calipari vs. Weber: Dueling Phalluses (Note: Title Changed to Maximize Board Unity with @wissox to BEAT DUKE!
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Another thing you might try is to have a talk with your pop in law and say, "Look, Dick, there is no connection be calling someone ‘Dick’ and calling someone ‘a dick.’ One starts with a cap and has no article. The other is not capitalized and is preceded by the article ‘a’. "
I’m pretty confident that if you like and respect this man as much as you imply that he is bright enough to know the difference between ‘a dick’ and the proper name ‘Dick.’
Sometimes, bro, a little communication with another loved one goes a long way.
But I admire you for being so considerate of his feelings.
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@wissox it is at ku games. I sit on the top row, I’d never ask people to sit down in front of me, it’s part of the game.
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For years I worked with a physician named Dr. Richard Head. Overhead paging was brutal. Thanks for the latent memory @wissox and @jaybate-1-0
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I am sorry but the article on CBS is pretty biased trying to give the benefit of the doubt to Kentucky. Also, you should quote Brownks entire statement and not just the first part that fits your case. Look at the video, it took 10 seconds from the time Weber shook hands with the Kentucky staff to the time the KSU players were in line to shake hands…10 whole seconds; when Michigan beat Houston the player that scored the winning basket took a victory lap around the court with the entire team chasing him and celebrated for a long time and the Houston team waited to shake hands. You can see that 5 Kentucky players did stay and shake hands with KSU players while the rest, including the stars, were almost out of the court on their way out at the time which means they really did not wait at all.
I get it, the UK superstars were frustrated and humiliated having been beaten by the nobodies from flyover country and wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, but it’s not an excuse not to be sportsmanlike and wait to shake hands with your opponent.
This story can be spinned many ways but it comes down to…do you believe me or your lying eyes. MY last word on the subject.
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@Crimsonorblue22 You don’t even read I guess. They were the only ones standing. I can’t even post a comment about my experience without someone telling me I’m wrong.
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@jaybate-1.0 He has never once talked about it. He’s 83 years old, is probably aware that it’s a crude term, and really probably could care less. But I’m married to his daughter who is bothered by it. It’s a crude term. It’s offensive for personal reasons, but I just thought I’d say something about it.
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@wissox I did read, I can read. It’s your right to ask people to sit in front of you, sorry.
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@JayHawkFanToo So a writer disagreeing with you must be biased? Read Brown’s whole quote? I did, and he said no big deal. And he understood why they didn’t stick around due to the celebrating. But feel free to write to KSU complaining that they should continue to be offended despite their efforts to put it to rest.
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@wissox I received an explosive response once from a guy who had, after a 20 year relationship, finally married my friend’s mother 6 months before she died (my friend was 43 when they finally married). I had referred to him as a “stepfather” and he and she got highly insulted because he was, by God, her father and how could I use that derogatory word?
I explained that I am a stepfather and very proud of that fact, because it means you are voluntarily stepping into a family and assuming responsibility to be a parent of someone else’s children. I was insulted they considered it an insult. Our friendship ended thereafter.
My point is that you can choose to try to mold the world around your own perspective, or you can accept that someone may not be directing something bad at you when they use a term that to you connotes, or sounds, like something bad. This name thing may be a heightened issue for your wife, and thus you, but I think your blood pressure will go way too high if you think everyone is required to adopt your perspective.
I myself have always hated the name, and most people I knew back in school seemed to use Rick or Richard to avoid snickers from the immature classmates surrounding them. (I think parents should use better sense in naming kids anyway!)
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JayHawkFanToo said:
I am sorry but…
This appears disingenuous. It doesn’t sound like you were really sorry. You can do better than that. Right?
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@mayjay do you really have lying eyes?
not sure what they look like.
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@Crimsonorblue22 I can’t hide my lyin’ eyes!
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I like all the step fathers I have known, but I have only known six. none of them were sensitive about being called step fathers, in fact, they were proud of it and greatly appreciated recognition for having fulfilled the role. .
I love the name ‘Dick’.
And I never see why any one connects the name ‘Dick” with ‘a dick.’
No one ever says “Don’t be Dick!”
They say “Don’t be A dick!”
Does anyone ever confuse “cock a gun” with “drop your cocks and grab your socks”?
Flexibility is part of intelligence.
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My dad’s name is Richard (and goes by Dick) and I’ve personally had endless hours juvenile fun with that. We pester him with a nickname of little Dickie; we’ll greet him too loudly as Dick; we’ll mention to a waitress or a store clerk that his real first name is Harold and Richard is really his middle name; we’ve been known to hijack the script of the “i” to create an offensive image every so often; we torment him with a promise that his grave stone will say “Dick in dirt”; and in a highly inappropriate moment, I even asked in a group family setting that while I know my mom loved him, does she really like Dick. My mom responded quickly “more than you know.” We all then vomited a bit and we moved on.
If my Grandparents would have chosen a different name, where would we have found such joy?
Life is short. Have fun.
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I worked on a survey crew and construction crews in youth where a long steel rod with one flat end and one bluntly pointed end were called “bull pricks” as a term of art and no one either had a problem with mistaking one for a real bull’s genitalia, nor recoiled from usage. The bull prick was used with a 10 pound hammer to break up and pry concrete around old fence posts being dug up, or to crack certain kinds of stone encountered, while searching for survey monuments. “Bull prick” was colorful, memorable and quicker way to say “long metal rod for cracking rock.” I loved that term “bull prick.” Still do. I really regret how the American English language has been diluted and diffused by techno jargon, mil-int-engineering speak, legalese and psycho babble. But the living language moves on.
The viral spread of “fuck” too has killed a lot of the great old metaphorical nouns that once much more free Americans enriched their language with by borrowings from so many languages. Instead of saying with accuracy and efficiency, “Get me the bull prick,” now they probably say “Get me the fucking rod.” Just pitiful!
I would give 100 “fucks” in every day speech of today for just one properly used request for a “bull prick”!
Rock Chalk!
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And there is this:
“On the radio, Bill Self just called Brannen Greene’s dunk as time expired a “dick move.” Wow. Now that’s a coach calling out a player.” Jeff Passan
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The funny thing is no one is talking about whatever your original post was about! I totally hijacked your post Jaybate! I guess that makes me the ultimate di, uh forget it.
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I am always flexible about post hijacking and try to go with it.
Ah how I pine away for the good old days of attack graphics and distraction imagery!
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haha first time checking into this thread. took on a life if it’s own!!
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Enjoyable thread actually. Lil bit of a comedy/improv aura… Lol @HighEliteMajor terrific stuff. That’s how all families should be
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Uh, it may be inappropriate for @Blown to comment on the secondary theme of this thread.
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@wissox I think in your scenario of the boorish KY hicks standing in the rafters, you had full right to ask them to sit after the tip off. Had they flipped me the bird as they did you, I would have then went and asked an usher to have them sit. I would have no problem doing that. You paid equally good money for your seat and have every right to watch the game in the comfort of your seat. Last I checked, if you bought a seat, then you are not in the SRO section, no?
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wissox said:
Did you ever consider that disgusting term is actually the first name of people that some of us love?
Just now ran across this thread. All the talk about Dick. I thought for a minute and have several friends and acquaintances since grade school with that name. Never once did l hear anyone make fun or think of that name in a crude manner. Maybe l’m not normal?
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My Uncle Dick Foster was a fabulous football coach.
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@jaybate-1-0 I hesitate, but can’t resist the overwhelming temptation, to point out that you could have renamed this thread “Dueling Phalluses: The Squid vs Squeaky” for even more fun.
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I don’t use b*^ch out of respect for female dogs. To each, our own.
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@Blown Now that is a term which, also out of respect, I only use for people who have worked mightily to earn it. Who am I to thwart their lifelong endeavors?
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