Jokes
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The cannibal dad came home late for dinner and his wife gave him the cold shoulder.
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Four people are on a plane (a doctor, a lawyer, a schoolboy, and a priest) when it starts to go down. The pilot jumps out with the first parachute, saying "Good luck!".
The doctor grabs one and says, "I save lives, I must live!" and jumps.
The lawyer shouts, "I am the smartest person in the world, I deserve to live!" and grabs the next parachute.
The priest turns to the schoolboy and says, "My son, I have lived a full life. Take the last parachute."
The schoolboy smiles and says, "Relax Father. The smartest man in the world just jumped out with my bookbag" -
@nuleafjhawk Last time I heard that one the Dead Sea was sick.
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A guy sits down next to three blondes at a bar and says to the one closest to him "hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" She replies "I'm the middle weight kick boxing champion of the world. My friends here are the reigning MMA champion and the current winner of "Naked andAfraid". Are you sure you want to tell us blonde jokes?
He paused for a second and said "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times "
