British Gov Attempts To Decipher Self...

  • The British Government Code and Cypher School (GC&CS) at Bletchley Park, have now been brought in to attempt to decipher recent comments made by Kansas Head Basketball Coach, Bill Self.

    A large team of analysts have already arrived on campus and have setup an extensive cryptanalytic facility near AFH. This is considered the toughest code-breaking challenge since Enigma in WWII. Later in the week, key mathematicians, logicians and cryptologists from Cambridge University will join the team.

    The monumental task has been tagged “Operation Riverboat Gambler” with the initial emphasis being put on gambling terms, techniques and strategies. The FBI and historic groups have been contacted for involvement by sharing confidential files on Amarillo Slim, Titanic Thompson, Wild Bill Hickok and Doc Holliday.

    Recent confusing and deflective comments made by Bill Self concerning prize recruit, Cheick Diallo, created the urgency by the US State Department and NATO.



  • @drgnslayr

    Did @jaybate-1.0 get your login info?!?!

  • @drgnslayr

    M wishes to see you now 008.

  • @jaybate-1.0

    “Self says season should be lots of fun”

    I took this sentence all the way to Washington.

    Decided to see if I could get an answer on what exactly this means.

    First went to the Whitehouse to ask Obama. He’s on vacation playing golf.

    Ran into Bill Clinton while there. He was in the Whitehouse doing some cleaning (mostly old paperwork)… I thought he was over-qualified to be a maid. He was still busy trying to define the word “the.”

    So I headed out to Crawford, Texas and asked “W.” He drew me a picture, in crayon. Still didn’t get it. But he did tell me where Cheney was hiding, so I visited him next.

    Cheney said something about our team will be treated as “liberators” having big parades and getting wealthy on oil.

    I’m still lost. Guess I have to wait for the real experts to decipher what Self said into what he meant.

  • @drgnslayr AHH! Thats so funny! 😆

  • @drgnslayr OMG! Rolling on the floor!

  • @drgnslayr I think I see Phog Allen hiding back there in the shadows of that curtain.

  • @Lulufulu

    It’s the Wizard of Oz!

  • @drgnslayr LoL! “Pay no attention to that…”

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