jSPN FAKE HEADLINES: First Caitlyn Jenner, Now Jaclyn Harry!!!!
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jSPN stringers in Kansas City have just learned that soon to retire Jack Harry has committed to a sex change.
Reportedly Jack will convert from a woman to a man and take the name Jaclyn for reasons not yet entirely clear.
The Institute for Transgender Integrity in Broadcasting (ITIB) is reportedly seeking a court order to stop Jack Harry from becoming Jaclyn Harry on grounds that Jack/Jaclyn Harry would set the transgender cause back half a century.
Developing…
(Note: all fiction. No malice.)
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@jaybate-1.0 HA!
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@jaybate-1.0 Careful you may be reported to the trans-police for being trans-disrespectful.
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@brooksmd YADA, YADA…
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@globaljaybird
In today’s environment, apparently it is a bigger achievement and you are a bigger hero going from “man to woman” than winning the Decathlon Gold Medal at the Olympics…but then, these are the same people that idolize the Kardashians for…frankly, I don’t have a clue why.
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@JayHawkFanToo But he/she/it still has the he junk and has a thing for women. I’m so trans-confused.
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I don’t pretend to understand the transgender world. So… no disrespect intended by my next comment.
If I had to live in the Kardashian household I’m sure I’d have my peepee removed, too…
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@drgnslayr No you wouldn’t, because they would’ve chopped it off before you got in the front door…just like Bruce, or Ruth or whatever he calls himself.
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@brooksmd Don’t they basically just shove all the guy parts inside to create the lady parts?
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@Texas-Hawk-10 I don’t know, do they?
As Stewie said on Family Guy, it must be an absolute casserole down there.
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Waaaaay too much information. This thread should have not been started in the fist place and needs to stop. I apologize for my contribution helping prolong it…:(
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@Texas-Hawk-10 One time I saw how they do it in Thailand and it had me sitting cross-legged and cringing. Don’t remember if it was a youtube vid or something on tv. But once they inserted the catheter, made the cut and slid the offending part down and off the catheter, I was done and found something else to watch. I guess then they turn it inside out and stuff it back in. I don’t know and don’t plan on going through it to be more informed.
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I am sooooo happy I started this thread in the first place and tickled to life so many got some laughs!!
