Some New Basketball Terminology KU Fans May Have to Learn
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The HIGH Post Offense
The HIGH-Low Post Offense
The Pick and Roll Your Own
Man2Munch Defense
The Zoned Out Defense
Dribble Snack Offense
The Pick and Paranoid Pop play
The Fade Smoke Curl play
The Bong Rip Runout
The Mary Jane Sideline Trap
The Ditch Weed Drive
The Put It on the Deck and Doja
The Baseline Ganja
The Bubonic Chronic Dunk
The Skunk Weed Backdoor
The Schwag Swagger
The Pakalo Pick
The Full Court Zombie
The Paca Lolo Post Feed
The Airhead Alley Oop
A green bud recruiting ice breaker.
A 420 flop
(Note: this is all fiction. No malice.)
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I guess I’m not that naïve. I actually got a few of those.
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@jaybate-1.0 Wow - you’re on a “roll” today! “High” five!
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In high school (late 70’s,) I was considered the “tokin’” white guy starter figuratively . . . and literally. Of course, most of my teammates were “tokers.”
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Groovy…I had not heard that term in a while…:)
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@JayHawkFanToo did he just “come out”?
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Oh yes,…
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sitting downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line
Liked the music…never did any drugs…not even pot.
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Sorry, long, long day…which thread are we on?
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"Looking inside the trunk
Under the hood, hoping to find
The secret places where you
Always keep your mind
Whoa, whoa, no, Tarkio Road"
–Brewer and Shipley
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@JayHawkFanToo talking about hawk moon
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Now I am getting nostalgic…:(
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@jaybate-1.0 I thought of this and posted it at the end of the discussion the other day, but it bears repeating: Jerrance brings new meaning to “Beware of the Phog”!
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@wissoxfan83
It was a classic the moment you typed it. I saw it and thought I PHOF-ed it. If I did not…
You have entered the pantheon of basketball epigrammatists with it.
PHOF.
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JB your original post on this thread is PHOF!!!
