Some Ways to Get KU Football Fans Fired Up...

  • Light the field on fire between warm ups and kick off.

    Student sprint car racing on the track at half time with lanes divided by fire.

    Plant microwave crowd control device on the opposing team’s bench and turn it up to maximum burning sensation.

    Skin and barbecue a real wildcat during the first half on an open pit fire in the KSU end zone.

    Frack underneath the Oklahoma bench and toss a lit match into a settlement crack.

    Let Garth Brooks and Bill Self duet a slide guitared, country version of “Light My Fire” by the Doors wearing nothing by Resistols, RayBans and Luchesses.

    Field a good team.

    (Note: all fiction. No malice.)

  • Takes some super-sized cahones to handle a sprint car. And the thought of Bill and Garth in nothing but Resistols, RayBans and Luchesses will give me nightmares tonight. My bad. I miss read you’re comment. “nothing by Resistols…” instead of “but.” (beer)

  • @jaybate-1.0 said:

    " Field a good team."

    " (Note: all fiction. No malice.)"


  • Ah, any day I get an LOL from “The Leaf” is a good day. 😀

  • I would never take it negative to be referenced as one who wears a Resistol-unless a dress or brooch were required as included accessories. Although I never wear any hat except a Jayhawk lid for fashion, they are finely constructed haberdashery and I believe even the Panama I wear when on the tractor cost me about 65 bucks ten years ago. Garth likely has a lifetime supply. My lone sky will likely last this old codger just awhile longer.

  • @jaybate-1.0

    Garth Brooks only wears Stetson Tyler hats so a Resistol is out of the question.

  • @JayHawkFanToo

    My poopdeck pappy wore an. Open Road, so using Stetson in the joke was outtadah question!!! But thanks fer the Garth scoop.

    Self and Garth should form a duet called The Brooks Brothers featuring Garth and Barth Brooks.


    Just one of those thoughts that pops in and then pops out again.

    Like “William and Billiam Sing Side by Side by Sondheim at the Ponca City Bowl!”


    Garth and Barth join Joe Piscopo in a Club Piscopo Tribute to Francis Albert Sinatra featuring a Nelson Riddle Orchestra arrangement of “It’s 3 AM and I’m All Alone in Tulsa with the Ava Gardner ‘I’ve Got You Under My Skin’ Jersey Shore Blues.”


    See Rachel Ray Cook Naked Apron Style with Garth and Barth in Owen Wilson’s “Full Metal Spatulas in Bartlesville.”


    Garth and Barth sing “The Fishing Channel’s Greatest Hits” including “Lazy Ike Blues,” “Me and My Rapala,” "I’m a Daredevil But She Spit the Hook, " “It’s Another Saturday Night and I Ain’t Got No Mepps,” “Snagged on You,” and many more.


    Interstate 35 Framboise Blues: the El Dorado Sessions of Garth and Barth.


    Garth and Barth: Live at the University of Tulsa Cyber Warfare Virtual Commencement Gala

    And so on.

  • Is the time stamp wrong, or did you really post this at 4 in the morning?

  • @JayhawkRock78 Rust, and jaybate 1.0, never sleeps…

  • @JayhawkRock78 Jaybate lives on another planet, a place in which time is not even a concept, so while it may have been electronically time stamped at 4AM in our world, in his, it’s just another moment in that savant brain of his!

  • @jaybate-1.0 said: “Student sprint car racing on the track at half time with lanes divided by fire.”

    Let me be the first to say “BRING BACK THE TRACK!!!”

  • @VailHawk I’m hoping the presence of a track at Duke made the team have flashbacks to last year, which completely undermined the entire gameplan.

  • @approxinfinity Yeah that had to be it

  • @approxinfinity

    Now, that is funny!!!

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