Ok. Everyone listen up. Once in a while I come up with a doozy. Prepare to be doozied.
Screw recruiting. Screw the portal. For the starting 5, pick a random name from the Eastern, Central, Mountain and Pacific time zone and then pick the next person that stumbles into Quick Trip after midnight on April 27th - there's your lineup. Makes no difference what age or sex they are. Then KU can save money on embroidering - just leave the uniforms blank. Nobody knows or cares where they are and they sure as hell won't be back next season.