Best posts made by dynomitehawk

I found my way back. I was held as prisoner of war deep, deep inside Hillary Clinton’s vagina. There are terabytes of data in there, and about 17,000,000 hard copies of documenits going back to the 1970’s. It wasn’t an easy place to get out of, and the last hurdle was a giant bus, and inside that bus was @stupidmichael … he was scared, and inside @stupidmichael was another bus, with @jaybate-1.0 pointing towards Lawrence, KS… kinda like that dead guy on Pet Cemetary… who said that @kuwells was crossing streams with @Jesse-Newell … I exited in Henry T’s,… I quickly found a cold beer and a plate wings, and strong wifi connection, and none other than Andrea Hudy giving me a back rub, whispering, Dynomite… The board rats have missed you almost as much as me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas,_Kentucky

Hope the kid is ok. Don’t wish injury on anyone.

Brady Morningstar was in the 8th grade for the third time when he was Svi’s age.

I was born in Indiana. Lived there for 3 months… Lived in Maryland in 1987. As a 13 y/o I watched Danny Manning and the Miracles defeat Darth Vader, and became a fan for life at that point. I am from Colorado and graduated from Colorado State University. Somehow and some way I live in LFK. I should be torn. < Not really.

Udoke is kinda like Jamari, except that Udoke eats volks wagon beatles for snacks, and thinks that horse shoes is a contact sport.

Congrats Billy. Welcome to the family.

Slow day … It would be pretty sweet if we could build out this page in spectacular fashion as we ramp up for the UK game.

Man, this squad has the puffiest hair I’ve seen in a KU uni.

I might hate my upstairs neighbor as much as Calipari. I haven’t lived in an apartment in 20 years. I might actually call the police and tell them that his meth is low quality.

Ok kiddos. Good to see everyone. This is going to be a special season. Hopefully not short bus special, but entertaining in a Rainman/Slinglade way. Mmmmmmhmmmm. Nite.

Lightfoot BOOOOOMMMM

Am I allowed to do this?!? I feel power.

lol… stat padder.

So fun. Two great games. Our loss to Indi, wasn’t bad nor was Dukes. I don’t Duke’s flops. K should stop that. It’s like Hillary Clinton’s voice. I don’t hate either, but they make me cringe, ya know?

Hello folks. I created a profile here a while ago, and forgot my password. It’s me. Hide Yo Kidz.

Re: Marcus Smart. Tough to see a kid melt down like that. There are some youtubes of this dude (the fan), taunting in previous years. To say he’s a fanatic is an understatement. If Smart is suspended, so should the fan be.

YES

Double D Night in the Phog, brought to you by Natrelle Saline Breast Implants.

HIDE YO KIDZ!!!

Wow Landen, that was positively Ostertaggian.

I’m living in Lawrence now. Pretty amazing. Gonna make it to a ton of games.

HIDE YO KIDZ

Oh my. Svi… wow.

Kinda worried that we play in Honolulu, then 4 days later in NYC… also the whole Indiana and Duke thing.

We should get a set play where Udoka tackles coach K like a linebacker.

That behind the back pass from SVI was sick.

That behind the back from Tyler to the ref was bad ass.

I also think that Tyshawn Taylor should run against any district that Chelsea Clinton is given in NY.

Seriously. What a slap in the face. This is the biggest non-con game of the damned season. Let’s at least get a segment of Dickie V humping a blow-up doll of coach K… Return to normalcy!!!

When Dick gave Nick a standing O at the Texas game, he was ok in my book.

I mean, had Brady not gone pro, he could have been a 11th year senior right now. Imagine.

Can’t we all just agree to call JJ Dynomite?

Whups. lol

So the rest of the game will be played from the free throw line. I predict Tyler Self with a tripple double.

@approxinfinity Thanks. My mom told me I wasn’t right at a young age.

Now K says to the refs, let them play. He’s been doing this for many many years.

Frank just earned the right to a free meal in Lawrence for life.

Sweet. I hosted a KU Buckets live game chat. Lots of fun. Duke got exposed. Kentucky looked long. Not good, but really fast and long.

Landen Lucas is a decent basketball player and a good human being.

** This is because google never forgets, and his children and grandchildren should know he is loved.

Jaybate is a lefty??? Mind blown.

So - I will admit. I actually get up and do the Carlton when Bragg makes a big dunk.

The Fro Show. I coined it. Trademarking tomorrow.

Hey Wissox - good to see you…

@wissoxfan83 LOL - nah… Just been living. I’m here and will do some more posting on kubuckets.

This team is gonna have some major swag by December.

When we figure out rebounding, I can’t wait to see transition. This team is Roy MF’ing Williams fast.

Svi is 19. Brandon Rush was still in high school at 19.

@DanR They say Svi is the best shooter on the team. He’s the anti-Morninstar… in terms of age only.

I feel connected to JJ.

Lagerald looks like Dale Carter with an afro.