I found my way back. I was held as prisoner of war deep, deep inside Hillary Clinton’s vagina. There are terabytes of data in there, and about 17,000,000 hard copies of documenits going back to the 1970’s. It wasn’t an easy place to get out of, and the last hurdle was a giant bus, and inside that bus was @stupidmichael … he was scared, and inside @stupidmichael was another bus, with @jaybate-1.0 pointing towards Lawrence, KS… kinda like that dead guy on Pet Cemetary… who said that @kuwells was crossing streams with @Jesse-Newell … I exited in Henry T’s,… I quickly found a cold beer and a plate wings, and strong wifi connection, and none other than Andrea Hudy giving me a back rub, whispering, Dynomite… The board rats have missed you almost as much as me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas,_Kentucky

Hope the kid is ok. Don’t wish injury on anyone.

Brady Morningstar was in the 8th grade for the third time when he was Svi’s age.

I was born in Indiana. Lived there for 3 months… Lived in Maryland in 1987. As a 13 y/o I watched Danny Manning and the Miracles defeat Darth Vader, and became a fan for life at that point. I am from Colorado and graduated from Colorado State University. Somehow and some way I live in LFK. I should be torn. < Not really.

Udoke is kinda like Jamari, except that Udoke eats volks wagon beatles for snacks, and thinks that horse shoes is a contact sport.

Congrats Billy. Welcome to the family.

Slow day … It would be pretty sweet if we could build out this page in spectacular fashion as we ramp up for the UK game.

Man, this squad has the puffiest hair I’ve seen in a KU uni.

I might hate my upstairs neighbor as much as Calipari. I haven’t lived in an apartment in 20 years. I might actually call the police and tell them that his meth is low quality.

Xavier Henry, David Padget, and Hillary Clinton’s diaphragm.

Jaybate is a lefty??? Mind blown.

Slow day … It would be pretty sweet if we could build out this page in spectacular fashion as we ramp up for the UK game.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas,_Kentucky

Jesse live game blog. Pretty cool. http://kuhoops.com/ku-basketball-news/119289508/

Ph.DrJ You heard it here first.

Hey everyone. Jesse Newell is live blogging at kuhoops.com Feel free to join. http://www.kansascity.com/sports/college/big-12/university-of-kansas/article116583708.html

http://kuhoops.com/ku-basketball-news/116326093/

Thanks for the heads up. Will check it out next game. Jesse is a great dude. The Star got a damned coup with him and Bedore.

Not bad. Bill will make adjustments. JJ has to understand that by driving in college, folks aren’t scared of getting on your mix-tape alone, they play defense, and you’ve got to get creative. Pick and roll, son. Lob.