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  • Cheez Whiz prices are at an all time high. Several supermarket chains couldn’t keep them on the shelf before the explosion in price.One grocery manager who wished to remain anonymous said “The only thing higher in a jar today than Cheez Whiz is ‘Elvish’ honey”.

    Kraft executives released a statement that the sudden development of Josh McDaniels return to the Patriots had nothing to do with the inflated price.

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