Fragments of Keeganistes

  • Few realize that the Greeks produced the first recorded sports commentator. His name was Keeganistes and he is known from a precious few fragments of commentary that have survived…

    Bright uniforms are easy to see.

    Feasts are for overeating too much.

    Even the hemlock society thought the coach should become a member, because he couldn’t win.

    Forgive me, oracle, for I have helped run two Athenian coaches and supported the hiring of a third as a favor to a pagan religious order. But on the plus side, I have sheltered no pedophile shamans.

    At the basket game’s genesis, Naismithitus fathered it’s conception and invention at the Young Athenians club. He wrote the first set of rules that became recognized, as the first set of rules.

    Drinks are on me after the games.

  • I don’t know about anybody else but this Tuesday and Wednesday have been the best of 2018. Heck, Monday started kinda slow but finished great. I’m looking forward to tomorrow as well.

    I don’t know who said it first but he was right. “Winning never gets old!”

  • @Gunman

    Winning is about winning.

  • Winning is about not having to say you scored less.

  • “Winning allows you to carry a silent smile while the others are busy making excuses.”

    Somebody famous said that.


  • @jaybate-1.0 I’ll take a Captain and coke on the rocks 😉

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