Things to Do Waiting for KU to Beat Down Boeheim
Practice not slapping Jim Boeheim for his unwarranted smugness.
Paint an upstate New York landscape with Jim Boeheim self-immolating at twilight.
Find three basketball fans outside Syracuse, NY, that don’t think Jim Boeheim graduated Summa Cum Laude from jerk school.
Sketch entry pass angles to the high post against a 2-3 on a bar napkin, while toasting a tequila sunrise to the coming crushing of ‘Cuse’s Naranga Boys.
Donate plugged buffalo nickels to the Jim Boeheim retirement fund.
Practice flipping the bird at the big screen in preparation for the half time interview of Coach Sleep Eze by a Fake Sports Broadcaster schilling Syrxcuse for EST eyeball counts.
Enjoy the heck out of a great game day!!!
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Finally remove orange Halloween decor, only because it is orange.
Go to garage sales in hopes of finding KU t-shirt # 289.
Remove all heavy, blunt objects from the viewing room to protect the TV screen.
Fly a drone into Jim Boeheim’s hotel room and drop crimson and blue paintballs on his dome.
Get out the Jim Boeheim basketball voodoo doll and pin it repeatedly.
Thank your lucky stars he is not our coach and never will be.
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@jaybate-1.0 send him a box of depends
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Rig your Alexa to blowtorch a Grayson Allen wax replica every time his name is mentioned during our game. Then after, snap a photo and use it for the profile of your fake Ted Cruz Twitter account.
Hey, I like that rigging the Alexa idea.
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- Take a piece of paper with tape, and strategically place it on the tv in order to avoid seeing the world’s largest nostrils. An 8 x 11 sheet of paper should cover at least one of them.