The Ellen Degeneres Show films at KU for tomorrow's show

  • @Crimsonorblue22

    KU has come a long way.

    From Linda Lovelace for President.

    To Ellen DeGeneres for World Series Royalty.

    Thank god for progress.

    Ellen baby, I don’t care who you fancy.

    This is college in America.

    A fertility ritual still…no matter how confused the genders are getting.

    Wear something you wear when you are getting more comfortable with whomever you get more comfortable with and show the kids how sexy comedians can be.

    Amy’s got nothing on you but some pounds.

    Repeat after me…

    Aphrodite, goddess of love, sexuality and beauty The Erotes Anteros, god of requited love Eros, god of love and sexual desire Himeros, god of sexual desire Hedylogos, god of sweet talk and flattery. Hermaphroditus, god of hermaphrodites and of effeminate men. Hymen, god of weddings and wedding songs Pothos, god of sexual longing, yearning and desire Ganymede, sometimes identified as the god of homosexual love Peitho, personification of persuasion and seduction Pan, god of the wild, shepherds and flocks, nature, hunting and rustic music, and companion of the nymphs, also associated with sexuality and fertility. Famous for his sexual powers and is often depicted with an erect phallus. Diogenes of Sinope, speaking in jest, related a myth of Pan learning masturbation from his father, Hermes, and teaching the habit to shepherds. Pan’s greatest conquest was that of the moon goddess Selene. He accomplished this by wrapping himself in a sheepskin to hide his hairy black goat form, and drew her down from the sky into the forest where he seduced her. Philotes (mythology), either Goddess of Affection or a Daimon of sexual intercourse.

    And then make’em laugh.

    Ellen Degeneres: Greek goddess of laughter and forgetting.

    Rock Chalk!!!


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