BREAKING NEWS: Mason Benefits From Growth Hormone!

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Lawrence, KS - Frank Mason, the 5’11" starting point guard from Kansas, is no longer the shortest person on the Jayhawk roster.

Over the spring, Frank was a guinea pig in a health study that studied the effects of a new growth hormone, called “holeeschithisworx” (holy sh*t this works!).

The results of the study are quite noticeable. In two months, Franks has grown 8-inches and now towers over many of his teammates at 6’7".

(no malice intended)