BREAKING NEWS: NCAA Slaps Probation on Kansas!
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May 19, 2022
Indianapolis, Indiana
Mark Emmert, NCAA President, issued the following:
“Due to clear NCAA violations committed by the Kansas City Jayhawks, the NCAA is issuing 5 years of probation which includes a NCAA tournament ban and limitations of 10 scholarships for this period. Furthermore, there will be mass forfeitures coming of past game wins and titles.”
The sports world immediately went into shock after this news. What is shocking more than the harsh level of the penalties is the fact these penalties are not for the current set of allegations claimed by the NCAA.
Emmert later elaborated on his initial announcement by stating, “Kansas City will be forfeiting all games and titles going back to 1956 after we discovered the possibility of Wilt Chamberlain playing professional basketball in the 1954-55 Big Nine Conference season for the Quakertown Fays semiprofessional team. We realized the possibility of these violations back in 1956 but just completed our investigation.”
University of Kansas City officials could not be reached for comment though are expected to release a statement soon and surely more responsive than the NCAA’s 66-year investigation.
(Summertime Sarcasmo)
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Hilarious!
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You had me until Kansas City.
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Wasn’t funny!
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@Crimsonorblue22 said in BREAKING NEWS: NCAA Slaps Probation on Kansas!:
Wasn’t funny!
Kinda like going to a scary movie. You’re nervous until you figure out it isn’t real. But you still have nightmares!
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@drgnslayr You trying to give me a heart attack?
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Sorry!
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My motivation for the post:
“We realized the possibility of these violations back in 1956 but just completed our investigation.”
