Nightmares b/4 WVU
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• In an homage to "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Self and Huggins agree to coach no threes and no transition. @HighEliteMajor scales Campenile and takes life.
• Huggins and Self agree to switch JOBS for one game. Huggs wears the pin stripes and coaches KU. Self wears the leisure suit and coaches WVU. Self wins.
• Olivia Wilde has a sex change and comes to Morgantown as Oliver Wilde. @jaybate 1.0 scales Campenile and takes life.
• Virginia reabsorbs West Virginia, signaling the resumption of the US Civil War. Huggs and Tony Bennett merge rosters for the KU-WVU/VU game. KU and Union lose.
• A better John Steuart Curry mural of John Brown appears on the ceiling of WVU Coliseum. @jaybate 1.0 scales Campenile and takes life.
• Jay Rockefeller Tells Peabody Coal to excavate KU and move it to Morgantown, so the Mountaineers don’t have to cross time zones to play away. “I’m a Hill, Hill, Hill, Hillbilly” becomes KU fight song.
• Huggins drives Self to a secret government lab to meet Dana Sculley in a bustier and instead Self is experimented on by aliens in black leisure suits seeking to learn how to win 82% of anything.
• .600 Johnny Jones coaches both KU and WVU, ties, and gets a long stack at LSU.
• Huggins and Self agree not to allow X-Axis Plays. @drgnslayr scales y-axis of Campenile and takes life.
• The KU-WVU game is called on account of war.
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)
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For security purposes, I vetted the word"campenile" and our experts in the lab reported on “campanile.”
Does this relate to the new bell tower secretly being built beside AFH?
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@drgnslayr “Campenile” - @jaybate-1.0 realizes he is guilty of obvious phallic overtones and takes keyboard.
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@ParisHawk and @drgnslayr
Shame, shame, shame on 'bate 1.0!!!
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@jaybate-1.0 That is effing funny as hell! Im actually watching X-files reruns right now!!
Rofl @ Olivia Wilde has a sex change.
