SOME SNEAKY THINGS TRAVIS FORD IS PLANNING ON PULLING ON KU AT GALLAGHER-IBA THAT MAY BACKFIRE
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~Ford will hide inside his right shoe and send shoe lace semaphore signals to his players without the refs knowledge.
~Ford will have Forte wear short shorts and risers to fool Frank into thinking Forte is 5-7.
~Ford will announce he will miss the game because of flu, but then hide among a crowd of Stillwater Little People entering the arena and coach from behind a cup of Gatorade.
~Ford will try to convince the refs that Forte should get four points instead of three on his long shots because Forte is short enough to talk to Ford eye to eye.
~Ford will unleash a horde of nanobot Cowboy mascots designed to trip up KU players running the floor, but instead, they will slip harmlessly between he cracks in the floor and KU will win handily.
~Ford will have his players announce to the media that they are taking no prisoners over 4-10.
~After losing, Ford will fail to hang himself with a rope meant for a 4 footer.
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)
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Ford will wear his pants on backwards… the players will wear their shorts on backwards… and the crowd will wear their pants on backwards.
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@jaybate-1.0 Ford will pay the crew responsible for running the big screen to run intermittent clips of Dumb and Dumber throughout the game to try and distract and confuse KU.
