Life On The Beach On July 4th.
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I’m so digging my new computer, I’m inventing ways to use it. Like telling you my 4th of July beach experience. The truth is - I’ve always thought the July 4th celebration was the one day you didn’t go to the beach. Crowded to mob size, in tight with the craziest, most drug addled people on earth. So, what was I thinking when I came up with the brilliant idea of going real early…REAL EARLY? I’ll outsmart these rubes, these yankee transplants with the gross brown tans. The brown tans straight out of the movie " There’s something about Mary". So, at 9:00amsharp, and I’m pulling in, and there isn’t a parking space to be had. No where. Wall to wall people.
So, I didn’t make out too well with my “brilliant” idea. The solution ? Drive all the way back across the roadway back to the park, find a parking spot, trudge back across the road…OR I could turn around and go home, with the memory of the day I got stupid, and tried to go to the beach on July 4th. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. I feel like I lost 10 IQ points for that.
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I went to Arches National Park on the afternoon of the 4th, and it was practically empty. Pretty cool.
Kind of like a beach… plenty of sand, but no water.
We’ll get to the Pacific on Sunday unless California drops into the ocean after all these earthquakes.
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@DanR watching the nba summer games tonight when another one hit. They cancelled one and cut one short, weird to watch it.
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@Crimsonorblue22 Can I ask why you watch NBA summer games? Seriously, it’s fine of course, but I’m just curious.
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@wissox Check out Jayhawks
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@KUSTEVE Lifes a beach and in July.
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I watched re-runs of Naked and Afraid in the comfort of my air conditioned living room. My wife watched the fireworks from our back porch.
One of my favorite days of the year - the 5th of July.
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nuleafjhawk said:
I watched re-runs of Naked and Afraid in the comfort of my air conditioned living room. My wife watched the fireworks from our back porch.
One of my favorite days of the year - the 5th of July.
wish the 5th could be mine too. - -Yet where I liver doesn’t matter it’s like the 4th here on the 5th - - - - 6th - – -7th - - -8th - - so on and so on - for almost the rest of the month. These idiots just don’t get it lol. - - of course most of the people around here don’t work , they live of welfare , so they just sit back collect the taxpayers money sit up all night smoke their crap - - - drink their Thunderbird or Big Mouths - - 40’s etc kick out babies and spend all their money on fire works and shoot them off till 1-2 in the morning for the next couple of weeks - - makes it a real paradise lol. - - ROCK CHALK ALL DAY LONG BABY
