XTRA! XTRA! Mount Oread Mounts Mount Pleasant in the Mount Bowl
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Mount Oread pleasantly victorious.
Balm in Oread!
KU victory centrally located in Michigan!
KU fans under 9 years old experience first road victory in their lives!!!
KU’s 49ers stop spanking monkeys and get losing monkeys off their backs!!!
CMU fan suicide watch announced!!!
DNC and MSM blame Putin for Central Michigan University loss to KU!!!
John Brennan holds Trump responsible for CMU loss.
Trump officially declares Mount Pleasant a natural disaster area, declares martial law in USA, attacks Syria!
Mass suicides reported in Central Michigan this morning!
KU-CMU announce grudge match next season!
(Note: all fiction. No malice!)
