Some Suggested Christmas Gifts for KU Players and Coaches
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Malik Newman–Tylenol.
Billy Preston–a prayer and a name tag, so teammates will remember who he is.
Devonte Graham–a hair stylist and a back up.
LaGerald Vick–a smile and a back up.
Svi Mychailiuk–defensive footwork, shooting consistency.
Udoka Azuibuke–a back up; another back up.
Mitch Lightfoot–backups for Azuibuke, so Mitch can swing 3-4, instead of all 5.
Marcus Garrett–a J.
Clay Young–6 inches of vertical.
Bill Self–a blood pressure cuff and a baggage carousel for his high ranking recruits.
Norm Roberts–a head coaching offer.
Kurtis Townsend–another head coaching offer.
Snacks–a diet snack.
Fred Quartelbaum–some of Self’s hair plugs.
Rock Chalk!
