Some Suggested Christmas Gifts for KU Players and Coaches

  • Malik Newman–Tylenol.

    Billy Preston–a prayer and a name tag, so teammates will remember who he is.

    Devonte Graham–a hair stylist and a back up.

    LaGerald Vick–a smile and a back up.

    Svi Mychailiuk–defensive footwork, shooting consistency.

    Udoka Azuibuke–a back up; another back up.

    Mitch Lightfoot–backups for Azuibuke, so Mitch can swing 3-4, instead of all 5.

    Marcus Garrett–a J.

    Clay Young–6 inches of vertical.

    Bill Self–a blood pressure cuff and a baggage carousel for his high ranking recruits.

    Norm Roberts–a head coaching offer.

    Kurtis Townsend–another head coaching offer.

    Snacks–a diet snack.

    Fred Quartelbaum–some of Self’s hair plugs.

    Rock Chalk!

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