@GlobalJayhawk--Report for duty!!! Or Be Counted AWOL.



  • And remember, Sergeant Warden can’t cover for you indefinitely at morning roll call. Sgt. Warden is having a fling with the Colonel’s wife and sooner or later he’s going to get testy and report you AWOL. We don’t want to have to post to you in the Little Top in Leavenworth.

    We don’t want Private Robert E. Lee Pruitt blowing taps for you.

    Remember what Pruitt said: “Just because a man loves a thing; that don’t mean its got to love him back.”

    We don’t want Fatso in the Stockade to poke you in the gut with his baton.

    When these blithering idiots in Washington DC get us into a nuclear exchange with Putin, we don’t want you running through the fallout from you girl with a heart of gold to get back to your keyboard and unit.

    We need you hear now!!! On the double!



  • jaybate 1.0 said:

    And remember, Sergeant Warden can’t cover for you indefinitely at morning roll call. Sgt. Warden is having a fling with the Colonel’s wife and sooner or later he’s going to get testy and report you AWOL. We don’t want to have to post to you in the Little Top in Leavenworth.

    We don’t want Private Robert E. Lee Pruitt blowing taps for you.

    Remember what Pruitt said: “Just because a man loves a thing; that don’t mean its got to love him back.”

    We don’t want Fatso in the Stockade to poke you in the gut with his baton.

    When these blithering idiots in Washington DC get us into a nuclear exchange with Putin, we don’t want you running through the fallout from you girl with a heart of gold to get back to your keyboard and unit.

    We need you hear now!!! On the double!

    Yah, What he said!



  • @globaljaybird Come on dude. Miss you. Come chat with us.


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