Final Four: Quick and Dirty (But Not Kinky)
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Under a Petroshoeco-agent complex hypothesis, UNC and Oregon ought to play and UNC might WIN NOW.
MJ presented UNC the shoe deal that apparently ended EASYGATE and all the predation on Roy and UNCAD once and for all.
Nike has apparently capitulated to its own AirJordan subbrand’s huge market force and potential for dividing THE EMPIRE.
Cooler heads APPEAR TO HAVE prevailed.
UNC should be UH WINNAH!!!
But intriguing within oligarchy is always a possibility too–not just screwing the nonoligarchy opponents happens–witness Current USA politics.
An Oregon vs UNC would seem the crowning achievement of apparent petroshoeco-agency complex hegemony.
But I really think Gonzaga has a powerhouse.
And with a symmetric whistle, Gonzaga would probably win it all now.
I also think Frankie’s 'Cocks are deserving of rings, no kinky pun intended, and a USC-Zaga might feature the best two teams in a whistle symmetric, non Carney universe, but…
But whistle symmetry appears a rarity in big games in the apparent March Carney involving Blue Bloods and nons.
Anyone for AirJordan Rules deciding the outcome?
Or Phil’s Ducks?
Hurry, hurry, step right up, we have UH WINNAH!!!
Eithah way!!!
Cue “One Tarnished Moment”?
(Note: all opining and speculation based on a hypothesis from appearances by a layman fan alias from a remote and virtual perspective lacking any insider or professional knowledge. Who knows how it all really works?)
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The best thing that could happen to restore the appearance of the Carney would be for for USC and the Zags to make the Finals, and for no officials be used in the Finals.
