Frank Underwood Next at UK, If Cal Leaves?

  • jSPN Headline

    Dateline: Washington, D.C.

    jSPN stringers in Alexandria have learned that Frank Underwood, of House of Cards notoriety, has agreed in principle to the first four comma head coaching deal with so far unidentified UK boosters in the history of D1.

    jSPN stringers indicate that UK put a lot of thought into whether or not to take the plunge on a fictional character coaching the Wildcats. The conclusion was that with a fictional character, UK could get away with anything.

    Underwood was unavailable for comment, but his wife Claire stood around a preening like an eagle, the image of which she claims to use to inform her performance as Underwood’s wife.

    Underwood’s dirty tricks assistant Doug Stamper indicates he has been asked to join Underwood at UK, as Assistant Head Coach for Dirty Tricks and XTReme Cheap Shotting.

    (Note: All fiction. No malice.)

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