SOME POSSIBLE THEME SONGS FOR BRUCE AND THE WILDCATS NEXT SEASON



  • Bury Me Now on the Lone Prairie

    My Hair Will Stay in Place No Matter What

    Build Down with Me, Sugar

    G.D.F.R.K.S.U.

    Scholarship Players Are Overrated, Bitch

    One Last Time I Want to Follow Bill

    Post to Be But Taint

    Time of Our Lives Compared to What?

    Lay Me Down, Cuz I Have Signed Transfer Tyler Self to Take this Team to the Next Level

    My Men’s Team Could Finish Second in the Women’s Division If I Could Coach a Lick

    Maybe Frank Martin Will Leave South Carolina and I Can Replace Him Blues

    I’m So Lonesome I Could Retire

    Dear Future Husband (You Can’t Coach so Good Bye)

    Make Me an Angel that Flies from Manhattan

    Surely Steve Lavin and Gene Keady Can Save My Butt

    Shut Up and Coach

    B**** AD Better Have My Buy Out Money

    Talking Body (with a Dead Brain)

    Take Me to Church (and Say a Prayer)

    Blank Space (Under My Silver Hair)

    Truffle Butter (Won’t Get Me No Point Guard)

    Take Your Time, I’ll Lose No Matter What

    Earned It (Whip Me Grey)

    Trap Queen That Be Me

    (Note: All fiction. No Malice.)


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