SOME POSSIBLE THEME SONGS FOR BRUCE AND THE WILDCATS NEXT SEASON
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Bury Me Now on the Lone Prairie
My Hair Will Stay in Place No Matter What
Build Down with Me, Sugar
G.D.F.R.K.S.U.
Scholarship Players Are Overrated, Bitch
One Last Time I Want to Follow Bill
Post to Be But Taint
Time of Our Lives Compared to What?
Lay Me Down, Cuz I Have Signed Transfer Tyler Self to Take this Team to the Next Level
My Men’s Team Could Finish Second in the Women’s Division If I Could Coach a Lick
Maybe Frank Martin Will Leave South Carolina and I Can Replace Him Blues
I’m So Lonesome I Could Retire
Dear Future Husband (You Can’t Coach so Good Bye)
Make Me an Angel that Flies from Manhattan
Surely Steve Lavin and Gene Keady Can Save My Butt
Shut Up and Coach
B**** AD Better Have My Buy Out Money
Talking Body (with a Dead Brain)
Take Me to Church (and Say a Prayer)
Blank Space (Under My Silver Hair)
Truffle Butter (Won’t Get Me No Point Guard)
Take Your Time, I’ll Lose No Matter What
Earned It (Whip Me Grey)
Trap Queen That Be Me
(Note: All fiction. No Malice.)
