Eternal Optimist - or Psychopath? You Decide





  • @nuleafjhawk

    100% unlikely but very entertaining. :)



  • HISPN Public Service Announcement:

    HISPN (Head Injury Sports Network–your leading portal for news on leading head injury sports) would like to announce a fund raiser for mikeville who suffers from an extremely rare disorder called Immaculate Syphillitic Football Syndrome (ISFS). The disorder wreaks havoc with the predictive function of the human brain in approximately one in ten million football fans. The syndrome is NOT an STD, but it emulates syphillitic delusions common to actual bacteriological syphillis caused by Treponema pallidiu. ISFS triggers its victims to uncontrollably misanalyse the chances of hopelessly inept football teams. In advanced cases of the disorder victims of ISFS predict undefeated, untied seasons for teams that will be lucky simply to field two eleven-man platoons capable of holding opponents under 7 touchdowns and of avoiding being held scoreless at least five games a season. All donations will be tax deductible. Checks should be made out to the mikeville batshizz crazy football prediction foundation.

    (Note: All fiction. No malice. A man’s gotta predict what a man’s gotta predict.)


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