Ah the lite versus the Dark. The lite side likes to smoke their weed in Colorado. The Dark side where ever they can get it. The lite side claims the New York Times is the gospel of news. The Dark side scours the Internet looking for the truth to set them free. The Dark side drives big 4x4 trucks. The lite side drives battery operated cars. The Dark side orders pizza’s with everything on it. The lite side orders the veggie pizza. The Lite side Likes their whisky mixed. The Dark side likes their whisky straight and on the rocks. The Lite side smokes only when they drink. The Dark side will smoke when they feel the need to smoke. The Dark side likes a causal dress. The Lite side likes suits with nice ties. The Dark side likes Tom. The Lite side likes Jerry. The lite side Doesn’t question authority. The Dark side finds reasons to stand against authority. The lite side likes one scoop of ice cream. The Dark side likes two scoops of ice cream. Dark side? Lite side? Who fcing Cares. Aren’t we all Jayhawk fans?