@JayHawkFanToo @JayhawkerRedLegs there’s an old ballad that is perfect here. I heard an unknown band sing this variation of it a long time ago:

I once knew a man, a skinny man, a skinny man from Hoboken. And if I told you how skinny he was, you’d think that I was jokin’.

http://www.csufresno.edu/folklore/ballads/PHCFS175.html