jSN XCLUSIVE FAKE NEWS: Calipari to join KU as lead recruiter...IMPACTING
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jaybate Sports Network stringers inside a Dunkin’Donuts in Lexington frequented by UK HBC John Calipari indicates that Cal is sooooooo ticked off at Slice departing for St. Johns to recruit Diallo against him that he will resign within a fortnight and become KU’s top recruiter.
Cal reportedly has said, “Well, I can’t coach a lick even with all the marbles. Larry finally told me to my face. He said that if I recruited for Bill we could both finally win another ring. So: I’m going. I am going to become the first recruiting assistant to be paid $7M/season.”
(Note: complete fiction. No malice.)
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@jaybate-1.0 HA! Geeez, imagine the eggs thrown at Cal’s house if he ever moved to Larry town.
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@jaybate-1.0 I threw up in my mouth!
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We had Cal here with Larry in the mid 80’s, so why not come back to Lawrence?
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@wissoxfan83
And it got us a ring!!!
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” –Abraham Lincoln
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@jaybate-1.0 Interesting quote. Timely too, as this is the 150th anniv. of his death.
