Some Things Gregg Marshall Might Have Thought After Learning KU and WSU Were in the Same Bracket

jaybate 1.0

~Bill Self’s penis is bigger than mine.

~If KU doesn’t get upset quickly, everyone will find out what a pretender I am.

~I wonder if Winthrop will take me back?

~I wonder if we could learn to play BAD BALL in a week?

~It’s hopeless. He’s going to treat me like he does Scott Drew.

~I could leave a suicide note.

~I could pretend to have amnesia

~I could get a 200 point tattoo on my giant forehead that reads: please don’t beat us bad, because I pimped you last season.

~Motion play.

(Note: All fictional satire. No malice.)

KUinLA

~Bill Self’s penis is bigger than mine.

Eewww! You referenced basketball coaches comparing the size of their private body parts on a chat board–how vile, lol!

nuleafjhawk

@KUinLA It was a typo - you know how coaches always carry a pen with which to make notes?

My PEN is bigger than his…