Fake Football News: KU to add Special Bondage and Discipline Section For Masochistic KU Football Fans This Season
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“Whips and Chains Between the Goal Lines” is the marketing tag line being used.
5,000 Unsold season tickets were offered in the promotion.
For an extra $50/seat fans wearing latex spanking pants will be given riding crop “treatments” at each stopping of the clock by ushers dressed in femme don and homme dom outfits.
Special hot wax nipple drips will be given with each purchase of a 50 Shades of Grey frosty malt.
KU Yell Leaders promise a special sado masochistic cheer for the section during half time.
(Attention: tickets for the seats sold out in 90 seconds. Sorry.)
(Note: All fiction. No malice.)
