A Musical Invitation (that swings) for Jason to Bring Olivia to AFH at 7:30 Instead of Dinner at Eight at Cecconi's...



  • She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight (I am starving)

    She loves the Chandler, but she never comes late

    I never bother, with actors that I hate

    That’s why this lady is a Hawk

    She doesn’t like crap games, with directors named Earl

    Won’t go to Venice, in fake leopard and pearls

    And I definitely won’t dish out dirt, with any Judd girls (Thank you)

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk

    I love the free, fresh wind in my hair

    Ball without care,

    Oh I’m so broke (it’s old) I hate California, it’s so crowded and all talk

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk (I am a Hawk)

    Sometimes I go to Catalina Island (oh the harbor is divine)

    And I love the Dodgers ( Mattingly’s just fine)

    Don’t just follow Rogers and Hart (she’ll sing whatever rhymes)

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk

    I love a prizefight

    That isn’t a fake (no fakes)

    And I love a row boat with you and your wife on Potters lake

    She goes to AFH and stays wide awake (yes, I do)

    That’s why this lady is a Hawk

    She likes the three (three) stripes (stripes) on adidas shoes

    What can I lose, 'cause I got no dough (oh no?)

    I’m all alone when I lower my socks

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk, go!

    I love your free fresh, I love your handkerchief in my hair

    Ball without care,

    Oh I’m so broke (that’s old)

    Hates California, it’s so cold and all talk

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk

    That’s why this lady is a Hawk

    That’s why the lady is a Hawk

    Songwriters HART, LORENZ/RODGERS, RICHARD/1.0, jaybate

    Special thanks to The Lady and Mr. Bennett–the guy that still has the best pipes in the business!!!



  • PHOF!


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